Post by ladyskywarp on Jul 29, 2008 21:30:32 GMT -5
Funny Chats 1 - The n00bs
Starring Me and Starscream
Co-starring Thundercracker and Skywarp
And Guests are Showtime and Scattershot.
(Thanks for helping Den.)
Entering Chatroom Scene...
>>>>xxxxxx<<<<
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren (rp_profile00000) has entered the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Hello
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Welcome to your doom fleshling.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Wtf?
gethorny4u has left the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What the hell kind of a screen name is that?
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander): Are you mocking me?
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: I wasn't even talking about you dumbass! I was talking about the dude that just left.
Master of Illusion (prplnblk_warpy606) has entered the room.
Master of Illusion: Greetings from OUTER SPACE!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: ¬.¬...
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Skywarp... Just stop while you're ahead.
Master of Illusion: Man you guys are no fun...
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What the hell kind of a name is "Good for you?"
Good for you: fu stupid *****! GTFO!!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Dear god! What is with all the ******* n00bs?!
Good for you: FU!
Master of Illusion: *raises hand while feeling a little stupid* What's a n00b?
Good for you: FU!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: A n00b, not to be confused with the term, 'newbie,' disregards rules, is very ignorant and generally fails as an Internet user.
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Good for you, you have issues. I recommend taking a field trip to your local psych ward.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1 (blue_zr1) has entered the room.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: ... Okay, this isn't the chatroom Sunstreaker mentioned... at least, I hope not...
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: ...As Bumblebee would more than likely say: WTF?
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Good for you, I think you would be more useful as a source of entertainment sitting in the middle of oncoming traffic after the traffic lights hit a fresh green.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1:Yup...Definitely not the chat Sunstreaker told me about... Hey, Screamer, watch your aft in the next battle... >3
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Uh huh. Riiight.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: LMAO! Hey anyone for n00b pancake? Nice one, Screams.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.ò heh.
Master of Illusion: What's a pancake?
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: a flat sweet bread that humans make to eat at breakfast. Thank you, Google. X3
Good for you: You are faggots!
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: *searches dictionary*...How are we bundles of sticks?
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: You know how some words have different meanings? This is one of those kind of words. Faggot in slang terms is a vulgar word for homosexual.
Thor the Almighty (thdacrkathe1st) has entered the room.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *growls* Who the frag are you to direct insults towards me when you don't even know me?! Now come on you must have some kind of intelligence in that primative mush of a central processing unit.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: Now, now, Screamer, no need to sink to his level... unless you're trying to climb up to that level, then by all means.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Starscream, I'd like to introduce you to a helpful friend of mine. His name is Iggy. See that long list of names on the right hand side of the chatroom window? Right click on the username of the person you are annoyed by and then click the button at the bottom of the list pane; it has the word Ignore on it.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.o? *looks* Oh... I see. So much for Internet Jet Judo. Mwahahahaha! *Ignores Good for you and Showtime.*
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: And for future reference... If you REALLY wanna piss someone off leave them hanging when you ignore them. Meaning don't tell them you have ignored them.
*Good for you has been ignored.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: I never said anything about INTERNET Jet Judo, Screamer... I've gotta go anyways, Perceptor wanted to talk to me about something. Watch back afts for Lambo twins! X3
blue_zr1 has left the room.
Master of Illusion: Hey Starscream! Showtime said "I never said anything about INTERNET Jet Judo, Screamer... I've gotta go anyways, Perceptor wanted to talk to me about something. Watch your afts for Lambo twins! X3
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *facepalm!* Skywarp why are you telling what she said? I just got done ignoring the glitch. Which I believe was the whole poing for me to not see what she said!
Master of Illusion: You ignored her? How?!
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *heavy sigh* Are you really that slow? ...Scroll up you aft-hat.
Master of Illusion: o.o oh.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: *leaning again the wall munching on popcorn and offers some to Thor* How long do you think it will take them to start killing each other?
Thor the Almighty: *accepts the substance* Not long seeing as they only live two rooms down from each other.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What would it take to talk you into lending me some footage of this?
Mech Looks Like A Femme (_scattershot_) has entered the room.
Master of Illusion: *Somehow manages to fit himself into nook under Starscream's wing.* -Whimpers-
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.O My optics suddenly feel like they are burning.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Wtf?!
Mech Look Like A Femme: Awww, don't be like that, babe! *sashays over to Starscream and Skywarp* I'm not THAT scary... ^_~
prplnblk_warpy606 has left the room.
Mech Looks Like A Femme: *pouts, but turns to Starscream* Well. YOU'RE still here... *sly wink*
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: How dare Skywarp leave me in here with that, that ugh! *leaves to go kick Skywarps Aft*
iwillbnum1 has left the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: *shakes head* n00bs. *walks off into the setting sun.*
thdacrkathe1st has left the room.
rp_profile00000 has left the room.
Starring Me and Starscream
Co-starring Thundercracker and Skywarp
And Guests are Showtime and Scattershot.
(Thanks for helping Den.)
Entering Chatroom Scene...
>>>>xxxxxx<<<<
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren (rp_profile00000) has entered the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Hello
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Welcome to your doom fleshling.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Wtf?
gethorny4u has left the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What the hell kind of a screen name is that?
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander): Are you mocking me?
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: I wasn't even talking about you dumbass! I was talking about the dude that just left.
Master of Illusion (prplnblk_warpy606) has entered the room.
Master of Illusion: Greetings from OUTER SPACE!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: ¬.¬...
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Skywarp... Just stop while you're ahead.
Master of Illusion: Man you guys are no fun...
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What the hell kind of a name is "Good for you?"
Good for you: fu stupid *****! GTFO!!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Dear god! What is with all the ******* n00bs?!
Good for you: FU!
Master of Illusion: *raises hand while feeling a little stupid* What's a n00b?
Good for you: FU!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: A n00b, not to be confused with the term, 'newbie,' disregards rules, is very ignorant and generally fails as an Internet user.
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Good for you, you have issues. I recommend taking a field trip to your local psych ward.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1 (blue_zr1) has entered the room.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: ... Okay, this isn't the chatroom Sunstreaker mentioned... at least, I hope not...
Good for you: FU!
Good for you: FU!
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: ...As Bumblebee would more than likely say: WTF?
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Good for you, I think you would be more useful as a source of entertainment sitting in the middle of oncoming traffic after the traffic lights hit a fresh green.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1:Yup...Definitely not the chat Sunstreaker told me about... Hey, Screamer, watch your aft in the next battle... >3
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: Uh huh. Riiight.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: LMAO! Hey anyone for n00b pancake? Nice one, Screams.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.ò heh.
Master of Illusion: What's a pancake?
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: a flat sweet bread that humans make to eat at breakfast. Thank you, Google. X3
Good for you: You are faggots!
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: *searches dictionary*...How are we bundles of sticks?
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: You know how some words have different meanings? This is one of those kind of words. Faggot in slang terms is a vulgar word for homosexual.
Thor the Almighty (thdacrkathe1st) has entered the room.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *growls* Who the frag are you to direct insults towards me when you don't even know me?! Now come on you must have some kind of intelligence in that primative mush of a central processing unit.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: Now, now, Screamer, no need to sink to his level... unless you're trying to climb up to that level, then by all means.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Starscream, I'd like to introduce you to a helpful friend of mine. His name is Iggy. See that long list of names on the right hand side of the chatroom window? Right click on the username of the person you are annoyed by and then click the button at the bottom of the list pane; it has the word Ignore on it.
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.o? *looks* Oh... I see. So much for Internet Jet Judo. Mwahahahaha! *Ignores Good for you and Showtime.*
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: And for future reference... If you REALLY wanna piss someone off leave them hanging when you ignore them. Meaning don't tell them you have ignored them.
*Good for you has been ignored.
Showtime The Awesome ZR1: I never said anything about INTERNET Jet Judo, Screamer... I've gotta go anyways, Perceptor wanted to talk to me about something. Watch back afts for Lambo twins! X3
blue_zr1 has left the room.
Master of Illusion: Hey Starscream! Showtime said "I never said anything about INTERNET Jet Judo, Screamer... I've gotta go anyways, Perceptor wanted to talk to me about something. Watch your afts for Lambo twins! X3
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *facepalm!* Skywarp why are you telling what she said? I just got done ignoring the glitch. Which I believe was the whole poing for me to not see what she said!
Master of Illusion: You ignored her? How?!
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: *heavy sigh* Are you really that slow? ...Scroll up you aft-hat.
Master of Illusion: o.o oh.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: *leaning again the wall munching on popcorn and offers some to Thor* How long do you think it will take them to start killing each other?
Thor the Almighty: *accepts the substance* Not long seeing as they only live two rooms down from each other.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: What would it take to talk you into lending me some footage of this?
Mech Looks Like A Femme (_scattershot_) has entered the room.
Master of Illusion: *Somehow manages to fit himself into nook under Starscream's wing.* -Whimpers-
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: o.O My optics suddenly feel like they are burning.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: Wtf?!
Mech Look Like A Femme: Awww, don't be like that, babe! *sashays over to Starscream and Skywarp* I'm not THAT scary... ^_~
prplnblk_warpy606 has left the room.
Mech Looks Like A Femme: *pouts, but turns to Starscream* Well. YOU'RE still here... *sly wink*
~(Air)~*Starscream*~(Commander)~: How dare Skywarp leave me in here with that, that ugh! *leaves to go kick Skywarps Aft*
iwillbnum1 has left the room.
Shrieka Fox Ravensbrethren: *shakes head* n00bs. *walks off into the setting sun.*
thdacrkathe1st has left the room.
rp_profile00000 has left the room.