Post by Lady Dragoon on Aug 5, 2008 20:22:13 GMT -5
(“Wasn't I suppose to do this with Whirlwind?”
Consider I am not playing him anymore really, no.
“What give ye the idea that I should be doin' this?”
Cuz. Hey, you are the other LoE, and the MV are going to get their own thing, I say it's a good idea.
“......”
“....Oh well."
I decide that giving colors will be more easier than bold or anything else.
Blue is Joust.
Navy is Caly.
And I am normal color. )
I. All About Sue
Is your character named after yourself or your screen name? (+1)
No.
Is your character described as beautiful? (+1)
“Not yet, I think.”
“Ye gotta be kidding.”
"Unusually" or "astonishingly" beautiful? (+2)
Nope!
The most beautiful Transformer who's ever lived? (+3)
“No.”
“....I be thinking that be very vain.”
Do the other characters feel intimidated or threatened by her beauty? (+1)
“No, and why much I be..?”
Cuz, I am not about to do the other sue test yet.
“Aha.”
“That be a no.”
Are her optics an unusual color? (+1)
No.
Do they change color according to her mood? (+1)
“.....Wha?”
“.....No.”
Does she have long, flowing hair? (+2)
“....We are robots. How would we have HAIR?”
“I don't know, but I think I will be killin' someone if I be seein' that.”
Do you describe it on the first page of the story? (+2)
“No, the dear lady hasn't done that.”
“No.”
Do you describe it more than once? (+3)
Joust pointed to both answers above.
Is she a recolored and/or "feminized" version of a canon character? (+1)
“Um... no?”
“...No.”
Is she a Seeker? (+1)
No.
Do you spend more than two consecutive paragraphs describing her physical appearance? (+1)
Do you begin the story with her description? (+1)
“No.”
“No...”
Do you make it a point to mention that she's as tall, or taller, than the average male? (+1)
“I be thinking no.”
Does the story begin with something like, "Hi there! I'm (character name) and this is my story..." etc.? (+10)
“............Huh?”
“no.....”
Does she have wings on her shoulders? (+1)
No for both.
“Wait. Where be my 'wings' that I get from my seaplane?”
Frag if I know.
Does she have wings on her butt? (-20 and you're excused from the rest of the test.)
Nope.
Does she have more than one alt-mode? (+1)
More than two? (+2)
More than three? (+3)
“No.”
“No.”
Is her robot mode surprisingly lacking in the "kibble" that would logically be necessary to transform into all these things (because then she wouldn't be as purty)? (+2)
Joust shrugged.
“No?”
Does she transform via "magic" or some advanced and/or alien technology? (+2)
Is one of her alt-modes an animal with wings? (+1)
An animal that doesn't typically have wings (like a cat)? (+2)
“....What?”
Any fantasy-type creature (dragon, unicorn, griffin, etc.)? (+2)
“Dragon!? WHERE!? I must slay it!”
“.......there be booty near by?”
Is one of her alt-modes organic or partly organic (if she's G1)? (+2)
“No, dear sir/miss.”
“....No.”
Does her name contain one or more of the following:
Star/Sun/Sky? (+1)
Fire/Flame? (+1)
Night/Day/Dawn/Shadow? (+1)
Black/Silver? (+1)
Cat/Wolf/Raptor/Dragon? (+1)
Dark/Blood/Death/Blade? (+1)
“...No.”
“.....No.
Any variation of Optimus, Ultra, Mega, Galva, etc. (Includes Prime and -tron suffixes)? (+2)
“....I almost got called Lancercon or Gallentron...”
.....XD
“No.”
A deliberately misspelled word, like Fyre or Darke? (+2)
“No.”
“....What the slag?”
An inexplicable capital letter in the middle of the name? (+2)
“No.”
Caly shook her head.
Does she have a two-part name composed entirely of the previous, like "FyreBlade NightDragyn"? (+20, and come on.)
“................Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea?”
“I be thinkin' I be killin' soon, if I saw that.”
Does her full name include a "the," followed by some supposedly cool-sounding descriptive, like, "DeathWolf the Soul-Flayer"? (+2)
“.....No.”
“....no?”
Is her name a completely made-up word like nothing any canon TF has ever had, just because you thought it sounded cool? (+3)
“...I don't think so?”
“No?”
Is her name a painfully blatant feminization of a canon name, like "Starscreamia" or "Lady Optimus"? (+10)
“....what!?”
“...no. o.O”
Have you used the same name for a non-TF character in another universe? (+1)
“No.”
“It be a no.”
Two or more other universes? (+2)
Is it because she's actually the same character and has the ability to travel between dimensions and alter her appearance to suit each one, or some such? (+10, and sigh.)
NO!
Does she have any of the following abilities:
Telepathy? (+1)
More powerful than Soundwave's? (+2)
“...what?”
Teleportation? (+1)
More powerful than Skywarp's? (+2)
Super-speed? (+1)
Faster than Blurr's? (+2)
Unusually keen senses? (Sight, hearing, smell, etc.) (+1 for each.)
Telekenesis? (+2)
"Magical" powers, often vaguely defined or whatever the situation calls for (including magical healing of self or others)? (+2)
“.....I be confused.”
So much NO.
Time-travel under her own power? (+2)
Control of the weather or other natural elements? (+2)
The ability to communicate with animals? (+2)
Precognition or a "sixth sense" regarding imminent danger (including precognitive dreams or visions)? (+2)
Any ability which no canon TF has ever been shown to have? (+3)
I don't think so.
ALL of the above? (+100 points and kindly never write anything again.)
Is she:
A brilliant scientist and/or inventor? (+1)
“No....”
“*more to the 100 point one*...frag!?”
So brilliant that she effortlessly solves problems that Wheeljack, Ratchet, and/or Perceptor couldn't? (+2)
Nope!
Is she a phenomenally skilled martial artist? (+1)
“With my hands? No.”
Caly shrugged.
In Metallikato? (+2)
In some hitherto-unknown Cybertronian martial art that you just made up? (+3)
Is she the only female ever to be trained in this art? (+1)
No?
Is she an incredible sharpshooter? (+1)
At any distance? (+1)
With any weapon? (+1)
No...
If you've made Tech Specs for her:
Are they all sevens and/or eights? (+1)
Nines and/or tens? (+2)
Higher than tens? (+5)
-shrug- Maybe.
Does she have a beautiful singing voice? (+1)
Does she play a musical instrument? (+1)
Is it the flute? (+20)
Is it the bagpipes? (-20)
Aha, no.
Is she extremely fond of a particular Earth musical group, TV show, movie, etc.? (+1)
..Does that book of the old man that think he is a knight count?
That just happens to be YOUR favorite musical group, TV show, movie, etc.? (+2)
No?
Is she so obsessed with a particular rock band that she named herself after it? (+10)
No.
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II. We Are Family
Is your character the daughter of a canon character? (+1)
NO!
Is it Starscream? (+1)
“Oh thank god, no.”
“what the slag!?”
Is it Megatron? (+2)
Is it Optimus Prime? (+3)
They both say no. Loudly.
That your character does not originally know about? (+1)
Because your character's mother hid her away to "protect" her from something? (+2)
Is your character the sister of a canon character? (+1)
Is it Optimus Prime? (+1)
Is it Megatron? (+2)
Is it Starscream? (+3)
Does she have a twin of the same gender? (+1)
Of the opposite gender? (+2)
Do they communicate telepathically? (+3)
Nooo to all questions!
Is she the product of a tragically doomed romance between an Autobot and a Decepticon? (+1)
Was she adopted? (+1)
Um, no.
Was she found in a basket on a doorstep in the driving rain, with a mysterious note pinned to her blankie? (Sorry.)
“What...?”
“...o.O”
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III. Origin of the Species
Was your character on board the Ark or the Nemesis? (+1)
Is she part-alien or part- any other non-TF creature? (+1)
Is she a non-Cybertronian mechanoid who joined the TFs for whatever reason? (+1)
Is she a human who was turned into a TF? (+2)
No beating about the bush: is she you turned into a TF? (+3)
Do you secretly believe that this is really going to happen some day? (+5)
Seriously, though? (+10)
Is she an alien (organic) who was turned into a TF? (+1)
Is she a fantasy-type creature (elf, mermaid, dragon, unicorn, etc.) who was turned into a TF? (+2)
Is she a canon character from a non-TF universe who was brought into this universe and turned into a TF? (+3)
For any of the above: does she become a TF:
Because she was badly injured by/because of a TF and this was the only way they could save her life? (+1)
Because she wanted to Join In the Fight Against Evil? (+1)
Because Megatron (or Galvatron or whoever) had the idea to turn humans into Decepticons and use them against the Autobots? (+1)
Because she was in love with a TF and this was the only way they could be together? (+2)
Due to a Convenient Unexplained Phenomenon (a dimensional portal, an energy bolt from space, etc.)? (+2)
For Mysterious Reasons of Her Own? (+2)
......No, damnit.
Because she wanted revenge on an annoying ex-boyfriend? (-100 points and please send me the story.)
“That be interesting.”
Is she a member of a hitherto-unknown "third race" that fled Cybertron during the Great War? (+2)
Is she royalty of any kind? (+2)
That she does not originally know about? (+3)
Is she a member of a non-allied mercenary group that Plays By Their Own Rules and Answers To No One? (+3)
Is she the leader? (+1)
Is this group made up of stunningly beautiful and incredibly dangerous femmebots? (+1)
Are they Feared and Respected Throughout the Galaxy? (+1)
Do they have their own spaceship? (+1)
No.
Or did your character presumably come about in a perfectly ordinary way, because you don't feel her origins are worth going on about? (-30 and thank you, thank you, thank you.)
Yes? I am too lazy. Usually. XD
Consider I am not playing him anymore really, no.
“What give ye the idea that I should be doin' this?”
Cuz. Hey, you are the other LoE, and the MV are going to get their own thing, I say it's a good idea.
“......”
“....Oh well."
I decide that giving colors will be more easier than bold or anything else.
Blue is Joust.
Navy is Caly.
And I am normal color. )
I. All About Sue
Is your character named after yourself or your screen name? (+1)
No.
Is your character described as beautiful? (+1)
“Not yet, I think.”
“Ye gotta be kidding.”
"Unusually" or "astonishingly" beautiful? (+2)
Nope!
The most beautiful Transformer who's ever lived? (+3)
“No.”
“....I be thinking that be very vain.”
Do the other characters feel intimidated or threatened by her beauty? (+1)
“No, and why much I be..?”
Cuz, I am not about to do the other sue test yet.
“Aha.”
“That be a no.”
Are her optics an unusual color? (+1)
No.
Do they change color according to her mood? (+1)
“.....Wha?”
“.....No.”
Does she have long, flowing hair? (+2)
“....We are robots. How would we have HAIR?”
“I don't know, but I think I will be killin' someone if I be seein' that.”
Do you describe it on the first page of the story? (+2)
“No, the dear lady hasn't done that.”
“No.”
Do you describe it more than once? (+3)
Joust pointed to both answers above.
Is she a recolored and/or "feminized" version of a canon character? (+1)
“Um... no?”
“...No.”
Is she a Seeker? (+1)
No.
Do you spend more than two consecutive paragraphs describing her physical appearance? (+1)
Do you begin the story with her description? (+1)
“No.”
“No...”
Do you make it a point to mention that she's as tall, or taller, than the average male? (+1)
“I be thinking no.”
Does the story begin with something like, "Hi there! I'm (character name) and this is my story..." etc.? (+10)
“............Huh?”
“no.....”
Does she have wings on her shoulders? (+1)
No for both.
“Wait. Where be my 'wings' that I get from my seaplane?”
Frag if I know.
Does she have wings on her butt? (-20 and you're excused from the rest of the test.)
Nope.
Does she have more than one alt-mode? (+1)
More than two? (+2)
More than three? (+3)
“No.”
“No.”
Is her robot mode surprisingly lacking in the "kibble" that would logically be necessary to transform into all these things (because then she wouldn't be as purty)? (+2)
Joust shrugged.
“No?”
Does she transform via "magic" or some advanced and/or alien technology? (+2)
Is one of her alt-modes an animal with wings? (+1)
An animal that doesn't typically have wings (like a cat)? (+2)
“....What?”
Any fantasy-type creature (dragon, unicorn, griffin, etc.)? (+2)
“Dragon!? WHERE!? I must slay it!”
“.......there be booty near by?”
Is one of her alt-modes organic or partly organic (if she's G1)? (+2)
“No, dear sir/miss.”
“....No.”
Does her name contain one or more of the following:
Star/Sun/Sky? (+1)
Fire/Flame? (+1)
Night/Day/Dawn/Shadow? (+1)
Black/Silver? (+1)
Cat/Wolf/Raptor/Dragon? (+1)
Dark/Blood/Death/Blade? (+1)
“...No.”
“.....No.
Any variation of Optimus, Ultra, Mega, Galva, etc. (Includes Prime and -tron suffixes)? (+2)
“....I almost got called Lancercon or Gallentron...”
.....XD
“No.”
A deliberately misspelled word, like Fyre or Darke? (+2)
“No.”
“....What the slag?”
An inexplicable capital letter in the middle of the name? (+2)
“No.”
Caly shook her head.
Does she have a two-part name composed entirely of the previous, like "FyreBlade NightDragyn"? (+20, and come on.)
“................Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea?”
“I be thinkin' I be killin' soon, if I saw that.”
Does her full name include a "the," followed by some supposedly cool-sounding descriptive, like, "DeathWolf the Soul-Flayer"? (+2)
“.....No.”
“....no?”
Is her name a completely made-up word like nothing any canon TF has ever had, just because you thought it sounded cool? (+3)
“...I don't think so?”
“No?”
Is her name a painfully blatant feminization of a canon name, like "Starscreamia" or "Lady Optimus"? (+10)
“....what!?”
“...no. o.O”
Have you used the same name for a non-TF character in another universe? (+1)
“No.”
“It be a no.”
Two or more other universes? (+2)
Is it because she's actually the same character and has the ability to travel between dimensions and alter her appearance to suit each one, or some such? (+10, and sigh.)
NO!
Does she have any of the following abilities:
Telepathy? (+1)
More powerful than Soundwave's? (+2)
“...what?”
Teleportation? (+1)
More powerful than Skywarp's? (+2)
Super-speed? (+1)
Faster than Blurr's? (+2)
Unusually keen senses? (Sight, hearing, smell, etc.) (+1 for each.)
Telekenesis? (+2)
"Magical" powers, often vaguely defined or whatever the situation calls for (including magical healing of self or others)? (+2)
“.....I be confused.”
So much NO.
Time-travel under her own power? (+2)
Control of the weather or other natural elements? (+2)
The ability to communicate with animals? (+2)
Precognition or a "sixth sense" regarding imminent danger (including precognitive dreams or visions)? (+2)
Any ability which no canon TF has ever been shown to have? (+3)
I don't think so.
ALL of the above? (+100 points and kindly never write anything again.)
Is she:
A brilliant scientist and/or inventor? (+1)
“No....”
“*more to the 100 point one*...frag!?”
So brilliant that she effortlessly solves problems that Wheeljack, Ratchet, and/or Perceptor couldn't? (+2)
Nope!
Is she a phenomenally skilled martial artist? (+1)
“With my hands? No.”
Caly shrugged.
In Metallikato? (+2)
In some hitherto-unknown Cybertronian martial art that you just made up? (+3)
Is she the only female ever to be trained in this art? (+1)
No?
Is she an incredible sharpshooter? (+1)
At any distance? (+1)
With any weapon? (+1)
No...
If you've made Tech Specs for her:
Are they all sevens and/or eights? (+1)
Nines and/or tens? (+2)
Higher than tens? (+5)
-shrug- Maybe.
Does she have a beautiful singing voice? (+1)
Does she play a musical instrument? (+1)
Is it the flute? (+20)
Is it the bagpipes? (-20)
Aha, no.
Is she extremely fond of a particular Earth musical group, TV show, movie, etc.? (+1)
..Does that book of the old man that think he is a knight count?
That just happens to be YOUR favorite musical group, TV show, movie, etc.? (+2)
No?
Is she so obsessed with a particular rock band that she named herself after it? (+10)
No.
------------------------------------------------------
II. We Are Family
Is your character the daughter of a canon character? (+1)
NO!
Is it Starscream? (+1)
“Oh thank god, no.”
“what the slag!?”
Is it Megatron? (+2)
Is it Optimus Prime? (+3)
They both say no. Loudly.
That your character does not originally know about? (+1)
Because your character's mother hid her away to "protect" her from something? (+2)
Is your character the sister of a canon character? (+1)
Is it Optimus Prime? (+1)
Is it Megatron? (+2)
Is it Starscream? (+3)
Does she have a twin of the same gender? (+1)
Of the opposite gender? (+2)
Do they communicate telepathically? (+3)
Nooo to all questions!
Is she the product of a tragically doomed romance between an Autobot and a Decepticon? (+1)
Was she adopted? (+1)
Um, no.
Was she found in a basket on a doorstep in the driving rain, with a mysterious note pinned to her blankie? (Sorry.)
“What...?”
“...o.O”
------------------------------------------------------
III. Origin of the Species
Was your character on board the Ark or the Nemesis? (+1)
Is she part-alien or part- any other non-TF creature? (+1)
Is she a non-Cybertronian mechanoid who joined the TFs for whatever reason? (+1)
Is she a human who was turned into a TF? (+2)
No beating about the bush: is she you turned into a TF? (+3)
Do you secretly believe that this is really going to happen some day? (+5)
Seriously, though? (+10)
Is she an alien (organic) who was turned into a TF? (+1)
Is she a fantasy-type creature (elf, mermaid, dragon, unicorn, etc.) who was turned into a TF? (+2)
Is she a canon character from a non-TF universe who was brought into this universe and turned into a TF? (+3)
For any of the above: does she become a TF:
Because she was badly injured by/because of a TF and this was the only way they could save her life? (+1)
Because she wanted to Join In the Fight Against Evil? (+1)
Because Megatron (or Galvatron or whoever) had the idea to turn humans into Decepticons and use them against the Autobots? (+1)
Because she was in love with a TF and this was the only way they could be together? (+2)
Due to a Convenient Unexplained Phenomenon (a dimensional portal, an energy bolt from space, etc.)? (+2)
For Mysterious Reasons of Her Own? (+2)
......No, damnit.
Because she wanted revenge on an annoying ex-boyfriend? (-100 points and please send me the story.)
“That be interesting.”
Is she a member of a hitherto-unknown "third race" that fled Cybertron during the Great War? (+2)
Is she royalty of any kind? (+2)
That she does not originally know about? (+3)
Is she a member of a non-allied mercenary group that Plays By Their Own Rules and Answers To No One? (+3)
Is she the leader? (+1)
Is this group made up of stunningly beautiful and incredibly dangerous femmebots? (+1)
Are they Feared and Respected Throughout the Galaxy? (+1)
Do they have their own spaceship? (+1)
No.
Or did your character presumably come about in a perfectly ordinary way, because you don't feel her origins are worth going on about? (-30 and thank you, thank you, thank you.)
Yes? I am too lazy. Usually. XD