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Post by Latte on Sept 30, 2008 21:09:50 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I don't own TF. And we are all grateful, trust me. Believe me, if I did everyone would be in serious trouble because the Decepticons would've taken over already.
Chapter 1 - The Strange and Unusual Encounters of the Alien Sort, "The?" There's never been any others? Part One
The rock orb that hung in the earthling night sky shown brightly if you'll look to your right..., as the whole light side could be seen. Underneath the moonlit, star-studded blanket, a young girl lay curled up within her sleeping bag. The sky must be much smaller than I thought. Or she's a god who uses the night sky as a blanket. Her backpack was lying haphazardly beside a tree not even a foot away from her and her shoes and socks were discarded next to her sleeping bag. The only thing that could be heard was her soft snoring and the calls of the nocturnal wildlife. Then a snake crawled into her sleeping bag and bit her. She died.
She lived out here for the simple fact that she had no where else to go. The only reason she went back to her former home town was because the city government still made her go to their high school. It did not, however, provide her with a home. That would make too much sense.The teenager was fifteen years of age Because saying "fifteen years old" is for SISSIES. and only a sophomore at Tranquility High School. She was kicked out of her home when she wouldn't conform to her mother's rules, the woman was highly religious. She kicked her out because she thought she was a possessed by the devil. Yeah, those possessed by the devil can be a handful. At least they're not possessed by the devil.
Right now, she was sleeping in a sleeping bag next to the wall of some warehouse. So wait, animals call to each other by a warehouse? I'd think people used it too much to keep animals not scared. She'd have gone inside if it weren't for the fact that it was locked. Pesky people, wanting to protect the warehouse contents. All of a sudden, "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Be... *click*" the girl clicked the off button to her watch alarm that she kept in the side pocket of her backpack. It was almost dawn, so she had to book it to get to school since the city was about 5 miles south from her current location and the school was about six miles into the city from there.
She pulled a hair brush, combing out her long straight white hair which fell just past her mid-back. She lives on her own, five miles from town, and it's NEVER gotten in her way? The teenager wore a black silk tank-top and tight-fitting black jeans that had white stitching and a white down the outside of the legs. These also never get in the way of the girl who lives alone out away from town where it would make sense to wear these things. Cassandra "White Raven" WHUT. Cade three guesses who she meets, and the first two don't count. was not like most teenagers. She was an albino at least I haven't seen much of that. and had a secret to getting to school from such a long distance while making it to class on time. 'I wonder how long it will take people to figure out,' she smiled to herself. How do you smile a word? Seriously.
Her body began to contort and shift as the teen look on her transformation. here we go...*fortifies logic barriers* Huge white hooves grew into place where her hands and feet used to be, her skin became covered in black fur, and the hair on her head turned into a silky, side draping Mohawk. Is that supposed to be capitalized? Her face grew outward into a big muzzle with a big nose at the end and her blood red eyes because they can't be pink like most albinos, then she wouldn't be SPESHUL. er. became big and glassy. I wonder if eyes turning to glass is painful. The teenager's tail bone stretched, while long white hair extended from it hair growing INSIDE her butt? That sounds like it would hurt. and it almost swept the ground when it finished forming into place. When the transformation was completed the human girl was no longer a human but had become a huge black shire mare with red eyes, a white mane, tail, and hooves with long bushy tufts of fur that hung loosely over the hooves. *wailing neighborhood mother voice*Won't somebody PLEASE think of the physics! The mass-changing...she doesn't even have an excuse like Transformers with subspace!
Cassandra rolled her sleeping bag with her nose Also, where did her clothes go? Did the fairies take them? and placed it in a hole she had dug then covered it with a large stone. With her backpack hanging from her neck she ran into a tree branch that hooked it and strangled her. took off at a swift gallop where she came up on the highway that lead straight into Tranquility. Where are the CARS on the HIGHWAY? Her hooves running across the asphalt were the only sound that could be heard which was to be expected considering it was only five thirty in the morning. People travel and commute that early.
I know, I know, me and my silly Earth logic.
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Post by Den on Sept 30, 2008 21:15:21 GMT -5
(*Cackles* My turn now!)
The night was quite uneventful in Tranquility(because all the giant robots were over in the GOOD fanfictions!), and a certain Mustang was getting rather restless with boredom(Oh? I thought he was getting restless due to exhaustion…). Barricade let out a low groan of (pleasure?)annoyance(damn.) because of how boring it was to keep a low profile. His partner, Frenzy, was recharging in the back and there hadn't been so much as a peep from the fleshlings that resided here.
The (Mus)'Stang was at full energy as he had already finished his recharge cycle so trying to go back into recharge would be pointless. He was starting to do what the fleshbags called, 'zoning-out,' when he could hear this strange cludding sound, "Clud clud! Clud clud! Clud clud!" (Wouldn’t it be “clopping” followed by “Clop clop clop clop clop”?) Before he could assess what was coming a large dark blur bolted past the interceptor. Seeing this as a perfect opportunity to disturb Frenzy's recharge, Barricade jolted his alt-mode forward and braked sharply causing the CD player to bounce off of the backseat and crash into the back of the passenger seat.
The Saleen had to hold back a laugh as he could hear the little spaz cussing him out in the back. "SHUT UP!" the muscle car roared at the hacker, who fell quiet immediately(Wouldn’t Frenzy continue talking and flip ‘Cade off though?), "Now get your aft in the front seat."
The CD player grumbled in protest as he climbed over the back of the seat into the passenger spot and then asked, "Wha... What ar... are you... u... u... do... doing?" (…Sorry, I…I have nothing. This just fails. I guess I’m spoiled due to Latte’s version of Frenzy.)
The Mustang didn't give him a response; instead he sped out of the spot and headed in the direction of the blur. (And towards his DOOOM!!!!)
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Post by Lady Dragoon on Sept 30, 2008 21:20:54 GMT -5
(oh joy. XD) Cassandra galloped into the city (And...she manage to get run over, can we be done now?), taking turns where they were necessary. (Watch out for the si-ouch.) There weren't enough people outside at this hour to really care whether a horse was running down the neighborhood sidewalk (Screw this! I would think a horse without a rider charging down the sideway will get a glance or so!). She raced past a parked police interceptor not really caring if anyone was sitting in it or not .(Well...that stupid.) The teenage horse (Hey. Guess what? His girlfriend is a...horse. And they are planning to get married.) still had an hour and fifteen minutes before the end of the world. she had to be to school (She is a horse. Why is she trying to get to school!?!?) so she decided to take a quick detour and got run over. and have a light breakfast, which of course consisted of grass from the city park. (...I would think someone would have notice that there is a riderless HORSE walking around.)She slowed down to a trot as she came up to the park and strode onto the lush, dewy grass. (She didn't notice the car coming her way. )Cassandra lowered her muzzle to the grass and began eating quietly (..oh good. We reallly need to know that.). Being a horse (....FRAG YOU. I AM A FRAGGING HORSE!) she didn't have to worry too much about food, she could just live off of grass if she absolutely had to. (...she...taking this very well.)She looked up when she heard the sound of an engine tearing down the street. (RUN! It's a trunk of doom! ...actually. Don't run.) It was the police car (Aww... I thought it was Prime...or a plane coming her way.) she passed about fifteen minutes ago. She only recognized it because she remembered the numbers on its side, 643 (nonono! It's 616, horse.). The speeding Ford Mustang (Roy is not please about being drag into this. Damnit.) flew right past the park not even noticing her, or so she thought... (DUN, DUN, DUNNN!!!!!)
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Post by Latte on Sept 30, 2008 21:32:38 GMT -5
"Heh... Hey! The... ere... ere... there izzz an anima... an... an... animal in th... the park," Frenzy stuttered horribly one thing right, that hurts my brain and I have a Movie!Frenzy IN my brain! as he pointed out the large beast. It was staring at them, watching as they rolled past the park. Rolled? Weren't they rushing past? Between-paragraph continuity, it is a good thing."Frenzy. I do not care about the wildlife or the particular location of one," Horses aren't your usual city "wildlife." Barricade growled flatly thought he did glance over at the equine. Its body was jet black in color and it had pure white hair on its mane, tail and the hooves were white as well. We got this description already. MOVE ON! WE DON'T CARE! It also had white tufts of fir draped over its hooves. Judging from the struture of the animal it could probably move pretty fast, well for a flesh creature. The structure of the animal, however, showed it to be likely to lose to a dead snail in a one-step race. The strangest part was that there was a school bag around its neck. Barricade frowned. "Shouldn't the fleshbag creature be choked by that?"We... well what wa... was that thing... tha...that stampeded...ed... past?" the hacker inquired with a raised optic al ridge. Barricade halted abruptly causing Frenzy to fly face first into the dashboard. It broke his vocalizer and we didn't have to suffer through any more of his bad stuttering. The interceptor had been looking at a description of an equine on the Internet even though he had just passed one. He realized the cludding sound he heard were the beast's hooves on the pavement. They were mutant hooves that cludded rather than clopped. He could hear the sputtered curses from his partner but right now he didn't care. He did a U-ie and went back, parking in front of the park. Why do we drive on a parkway and - okay, okay, I'll stop. The only thing that really drove him was "frustration," if you get my drift a mixture of curiosity and boredom. I liked mine better.
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Post by Den on Sept 30, 2008 21:39:29 GMT -5
Cassandra(The Prowl-Logic-Shattering, Physics-Defying Sue spawned from Unicron’s exhaust port gremlins) heard the sound of the Mustang's engine as it came back and parked by the curb in front of the park. She tilted her head in curiosity as she watched the interceptor. Not getting much amusement out of it she dipped her head and resumed her grazing. (The REAL Barricade demands an explanation for this bullshit!)
As she ate she suddenly felt something(Blood? Please let it be blood!) sliding gently down the length of her side. She gave a startled snort and reared her head(um…wut?), her eyes fell immediately on a large metallic black claw-tipped finger stroking her. (Damnit, no blood. Bad Barricade! Failing to slaughter the Sue-Horse means…No Energon Goodie for you!) The horse turned around warily, eyeballing the talon before looking directly up at the source. Her ruby eyes(GAH. How many fucking times is she going to bring up that the Sue has red eyes, and how many variations are there going to fucking be?!) went wide as she backed up slightly while extending her neck to sniff at the alien being crouching in front of her(hoping to get another chance at killing the sad monstrosity that dared to call itself “Cade”).
The alien was looking at her with glowing red(*TWITCH*) eyes and its mouth was pulled back in a grimace. Its entire body had a metallic gleam to it and then she noticed the car doors bouncing slightly on his arms as he shifted a little and on them in big letters it said, 'POLICE'. 'A robot?' Cassanadra pondered to herself, however she couldn't hold back her next question, "What the fuck?" (and again, Sue-thor breaks down a piece of the logic wall. Prowl wishes that he were a Decepticon so he could make this batch of stupidity DIE)
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Post by Lady Dragoon on Sept 30, 2008 22:00:48 GMT -5
Barricade's curiosity (NOONOOO!! DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT!!) had gotten the better of him (Curiosity killed the giant effying robot?) and he uncerimoniously ejected Frenzy( HEY! Small robot cruelty!) from his passenger seat before he transformed back into robot mode. (oh, that such a great idea....) The hacker of cookies skidded roughly on his aft, clicking angrily at the police car. (YOU TELL HIM! LITTLE 'BOTS NEED RIGHTS!) The intercepter ignored the complaints of his partner and inched closer to the equine (To shot her? ) and crouched down as he reached out a hand, stroking the horse's side.( ...what. THE. Frag!?) For a lesser flesh creature it had pretty quick reflexes for as soon as the tip his finger (Don't ya mean claw?) touched the side of the horse it snort and soon it (Shouldn't there be a apostrophe here?)s head was up and looking his direction immediately. (..why isn't it run yet?)He watched at the beast turned around, its eyes widened and it backed up slightly (DAMNIT. RUN.) with its snout leaning out trying to catch his scent. (..wait. It's trying to smell him, but it's back away!?) Suddenly its red eyes were looking past his hand, into his blazing (AHHH!! I AM BLIND! D: ) red optics. Its head pulled back and Barricade almost fell over when the very teenage sounding voice spoke her inquiry. (...killitkillitkillllllliiit!)Frenzy had slunk up beside his partner and was now sitting on his back legs like a cat (...that just a silly imagine.); his electric blue optics were fixed on the horse. "I didn't know equine could talk." (Oh god. Who are you and what did you do with Frenzy? THIS IS NOT FRENZY! I can do a better Frenzy! Even if it not better than Latte! GAH.)"They can't," the mare smiled (...how the frag does a horse smile!?). Barricade looked at her in confusion, "Then how is it that you can talk?" (Personally I wonder why no one is killing the weird freak of nature. Just saying.)"Because I'm not really a horse, I am really the last unicron. I AM THE DESTORYER OF WORLDS!" she replied matter-of-factly (Why thank you....). Figuring they wouldn't understand what she meant, Cassandra transformed back into a human (quick! Kill the freaking fleshing!), "See?" The teenager looked out towards the eastern horizon (And saw a comet coming her way. ) and realized how far the sun was, "Shit!" The girl was about to run off so she wouldn't be late for school but the interceptor's hand stopped her. (...PLEASE KILL HER!)"How is it that you can transform?" (Magic and the brains of logical people. Oh and souls.) he inquired with a frown (...ya know... can he even frown?). "Listen (...oh look! The comma ran away!) I can't talk right now. I'm going to be late for school (...you are worry about school when there is a giant robot in FRONT of you!?)," she told him with a sigh as she went walk around his hand. "I can't let you leave," (Does this mean you will KILL her finally!?) Barricade put down his other hand to block her only escape route, "You know of my existance( And thus... ya must die.) and I can't let you go with that knowledge." "Now whose fault is that? You're the one who revealed yourself to me, (...The quote tried to run away. *wish it made it* D:)"Cassandra retorted flatly then looked back at the horizon, "Fuck! I'm going to be late for school! Look, I have a policyfor (...so...new word, huh?) these kinds of situations but listen up because I don't have time to repeat myself (Okay, kids! Can you name the places where the comma should be in that sentence?). I didn't see you and you didn't see me. Alright? (no. Die.)" Barricade sighed and finally relented (....who are you and what have you done with Barricade?), "Fine (A comma! MY SANITY FOR A COMMA!) but if anyone starts tailing me I'm going to hunt you down and kill j00(What? It's already a clone 'cade.)." "Dude, you're a robot in the middle of the city park surrounded by pink and white flowers (So...where is the Megatron in a dress doing a dance at?). Needless to say, you stick out like a sore thumb (Look...who talking.)," she raised an eyebrow at him before running off to school. The police interceptor folded back into his alt-mode and took off making sure nobody saw him drive off of the park lawn. (...Um. It's a car. Driving on the grass, I think someone will notice.)
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Post by Latte on Sept 30, 2008 22:07:51 GMT -5
Chapter 2 - Strange Friends and Awkwardness e_e
Cassie had made it to history class with a few minutes to spare but she was out of breath because she ran at full tilt the whole way there. She tilted so much, she fell every five minutes. She sat down in her assigned seat next to a brown-haired boy by the name of Samuel Witwicky. Tell her to buzz off, come on, diss her! He didn't live very far from the school in fact his house was about four blocks away. Yeah, we got a Code Eve, look for a lost comma, alright?
She took out her history book from her bag and set it on her desk right as their teacher Mr. Hathoway scurried into the room holding up the 'Quiet' sign as he set his stuff down. "Shaddap, ya little brats." He walked up to the board and started scribbling down today's assignment on the white board before he turned around to address the class, "Alright class, today you're going to be starting your last history report for the year. This means that it will be a big one. I want each of you to pick a country, any country except the United States of America. The United States of Canada are fine, though. This is a pretty big project so I've taken the liberty of assigning you partners so that you all can get started right away."
"I'll go with anyone but Trent or any of his lackeys," Cassie declared instantly as she made a death glare at the teacher. Having blood red eyes made it very easy for her to intimidate people. Hey, I just realized, shouldn't she be extra sensitive to sun, being albino, and therefore have to be very very very careful? And carry sunscreen literally EVERYWHERE, ALL the time? "Besides," she continued with a smirk, "you probably wouldn't get much better out of him than the geographical location of the school football field." She could feel them glowering at her but that just caused her to smile more. *singsong*Trent's gonna punch your lights out~
Sam snorted in a failed attempt to restrain himself from rolling on the floor. hay u gaizs, snorting = rolling on teh floor. no, srsly! He could quite honestly say he didn't blame her one bit for not wanting anything to do with him. He himself was a target by Trent and his horde as the 'Class Dork' he was always being harassed by them. REALLY? I had NO IDEA, I mean, the movie NEVER showed Trent about to cave Sam's face in. "Hey that was a good one Cass," he smirked at her. One, no it wasn't, two, Sam came up with a WAY better diss (pop-up pictures and mazes ftw!), three, another Code Eve, four, you cannot "smirk" a word, five, BREAK HER NOSE, SAM.
She merely gave him a raised eyebrow before turning her attention back to the board but not before whispering, "Thanks." Then she didn't really only give him a raised eyebrow.
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Post by Den on Sept 30, 2008 22:11:03 GMT -5
Finally the last bell of the day rang; doors flew open as the students made their way to the exit(Only to be run over or squished by pissed off Decepticons and Autobots alike as they worked together to save humanity from the atrocity that is Cassandra-Sue!!!). Many went to their lockers and the others just rushed outside to get(the fuck away from the Sue)to their rides. One particular student was waiting by the exit(…I like mine better.). Cassie was waiting for her history partner to meet up with her. Mr. Hathaway had assigned her and Sam as partners, (and)now she was waiting for him. (Sam, however, had taken the first opportunity he had been presented with and committed seppuku, aka ritualistic suicide.)
Cassie was using her translucent white(We. Do. Not. CARE. About her fucking “translucent white hair!!! HAIR IS FUCKING HAIR) hair to veil(WTF is wrong with the word “hide”?!) her(hideous) face from the sun. Being an albino(God damnit, where the fuck are all the commas?! DEN DEMANDS COMMAS DAMNIT!!!) her skin was super sensitive to the sun's rays and living in California didn't make things any better(No, really? I would’ve thought that it’d make it easier to burn her dumb ass to a crisp!). She didn't even notice that Sam had walked up to her until he tapped her on the shoulder(with the business end of a meat cleaver). "Oh hey! What's up?" Cassie smiled.
"I just got a hold of my dad. He says it's okay for you to come over to help with the research," the boy explained, "In fact he should be here at any minute(with his chainsaw)... Wait! There he is(, waiting to kill you and chop you up into tiny pieces so my mom can use you in a tainted stew to feed to our neighbors, whom we don’t like because they keep walking all over our yard…oops, did I say that out loud? My bad.)."
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Post by Lady Dragoon on Sept 30, 2008 22:25:33 GMT -5
Cassie(Who?)'s mouth was agape(Close it...before bugs go in...or a horse.) the moment she walked into the house(hit a bar!). "Oh my god! I love your house(Oh yay?)!" The girl deposited her backpack on the floor and flopped onto the couch(And broke it and fell through the floor!). "And oh my god(Do you HATE commas or something!?) this sofa! I could curl up and sleep for hours on this thing." (Oh...yay.)
"Hey(Comma: I AM FREE!!!) I have a computer up in my room we could us(...what the f!?) for researching,(Comma: NOOO! I didn't make it!)" Sam said pointing up at the staircase for emphasis.(Didn't anyone tell you that pointing is rude?)
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